Amnesiac Dark Urge waltzing into the audience chamber: I don’t know who you are, but-
Gortash: We were engaged. We were about to get married. I’m so glad you’re here on time.
Dark Urge: What-
Gortash: Surprise it’s not just a coronation, it’s a coronation-wedding dual event!! All your friends can stay and watch. I had a fancy robe made for you, don’t mind the steel watch, they’re just gonna help you get that on. Don’t struggle too much, it’s good fabric- anyway, Duke Ravengard is super happy to officiate- look at him nodding, and uh, god you look great. All that walking, I guess, hahah.
